Genisis of the World #3 part 1 (don't wory, you haven't missed anything, #1 and #2 come later!)

The Evolution of Humans and How They Populated the Earth.

Humans populated the earth by helicopter and they were assisted by a herd of rhinoceroses and a flock of orange and green birds, the leader of which was called George (actually his name was Hector Long Legs, but he didn’t like it).
The leader of the humans was a short, fat, bald man with a lisp and an avocado skin hat. His name was Jim, but he told people to call him Mr. Avocado Sir. His three wives (Doris, Donna and Doonna) were to be addressed as Mrs. Avocado Madam, Mrs. Avocado Mam, and Mrs. Avocado Lady (These were often shortened to Madam, Mam and Maidy). Each of them had three children. Madam and Mam had 3 girls each and Maidy had two girls and a boy. The girls were given the names Miss Avocado Madam/Mam/Lady (depending on the mother) Paula, Pauline, Paula (pronounced Powla), Paulina, Pauline (rhymes with fine) and Natasha-Japan. Mr. A’s son was named Mr. Jiminy Junior the Fifty-Forth.

To be continued ...