The Blog of Jam Tartiana ... Read on if you DARE!

UPDATE

2010-12-19T23:15:00.002+11:00

So ... I'm thinking I'll start a new blog ... but I'll still keep this one coz there's awesome shiz on it ... yeah ... new blog that maybe I will actually update ... hmm ... what a novel idea!!!

UPDATE: The new blog is here: http://aimlesslyrunningbackwards.blogspot.com/

I am FAIL!

2009-09-13T22:10:00.002+10:00

I am FAIL for many, many reasons ... but right now I am fail because I has not done writings in long, long time ... also, my brain is dead.

:D

Brain deadness could be cause of lack of writings ... hmmm ... also could be cause of lack of thinkings ... and wisings ... and just being FAIL in general ...

:P

School is most probably cause for brain deadness ... so, school is most probable cause of being FAIL ...

In conclusion: School ish FAIL!!!

Nostalgia ... or craziness?

2009-07-06T21:58:00.003+10:00

Just read over some old posts ... I am WEIRD!!
:D
I already knew that though!

I am cold.

I did writings today.

At a week-long writing workshop.

Twas FUN!!!

Tee!!!

xXx

Writing ish fun!!

2009-03-26T10:08:00.002+11:00

I know when a story's going good when I don't have to pay any attention to what I'm writing and when things fit without any effort on my part. There is something incredibly rewarding when you write a scene you weren't expecting to write and then work out that it perfectly sets up the scene you did plan.
:D
Tee hee ...
http://mollybenson.blogspot.com
New post coming soon!!!!!!

I am awsome!

2009-03-08T12:19:00.002+11:00

I have made lots of money!! I have ordered lots of rings to make jewellery to make more money. I have a website (www.jamtart.weebly.com), I am writing a story that is actually GOING somewhere and is really fun and awsome (http://mollybenson.blogspot.com).

Problem: I still can't think about school/homework without wanting to run away and hide in a ditch.

Other than school, life is happy!! I is love Molly!!!! She is SO fun!!! READ HER BLOG!!! http://mollybenson.blogspot.com http://mollybenson.blogspot.com http://mollybenson.blogspot.com
:D :D :D :D :D

See yaz!!!

JT

Being me

2009-02-25T21:00:00.002+11:00

Right now, being me is not all that fun.
School is taking over and I can't keep it away.
People are being irritating, which is, well, irritating.
All I look forward to is writing, watching movies and making jewellery - all of which are becoming incresingly hard to fit in.

I have, though, discovered a way to (partially) get rid of stuff that is bothering me when it all gets too much and it's name is WRITING! YAY!!
Last night I just started writing all this random stuff I was thinking and it really helped!
:D

So today I didn't worry as much and I managed to do stuff (and fit in movies, writing and jewellery!).

YAY!!

I'm a big girl now!

2009-02-04T20:58:00.002+11:00

YAY! I'm in VCE!
Today was a "Study day".
And guess what?
I done homework! Homework is what you do when teachers set you work to do at home.
YAY! I've been reading the Junie B. Jones series again! Those books are so cute!!!
YAY!!! People are reading my Molly Blog!!! just put a new post on it! should probably write the nest bit, but I thought this blog might feel rejected. It's ok. I still love you!!
Anyway, gotta get back to writing before I go to bed!
Bye
xxx

Ah Computers ...

2009-01-17T20:44:00.002+11:00

Just got a new desk for my computer.
It is pretty.
Had to rewire computer.
Computers are irritating.
All working now!
YAY!
:D

Today is a day.

2009-01-07T22:14:00.002+11:00

I am on holidays!

Holidays are entertaining!

Although, I think too much.

Thinking hurts my brain.

I really should stop thinking about real things and start writing a story.

But there are too many things to think about!

This is my dilema.

Well, this is ONE of my dilemas.

Another is whether or not to go to bed.

Or whether or not I should have something to eat because I am hungry.

If I decide to have something to eat, I will have yet another dilema of WHAT to eat.

See, thinking hurts my brain.

I will stop now and think about simple things like fairies and unicorns.

...

...

...

...

...

I'm hungry!

Me = Slack

2008-10-18T19:42:00.002+11:00

I am slack.
I have not blogged for a very long time.
I am sorry.

Raven doesn't like me again. She is sitting somewhere at the back of my brain ignoring me. So I will ignore her.

NaNoWriMo starts soon and since Raven won't talk to me, I have to think of something new to write about. Maybe Molly. But she's not really mature enough yet (not that she is mature at all).

Hmmm.... I have a week or so, maybe something will come up.

Cones

2008-09-19T09:25:00.003+10:00

What is an obcone?
An obcone is an upside down cone.
So what is a downside up cone?
When the flat part is on the ground and the pointy bit is at the top.
So an ice cream cone is really and ice cream OBcone.
No.
Huh?
A waffle Ice cream cone is called a cornet and it is an obcone.
But what about the ones that aren't waffles? And what about the little ones you get in boxes with the flat base and then it goes out kind of square-like? They're not even cones or obcones to begin with!

I wonder...........

2008-09-18T12:45:00.003+10:00

What would happen if a fish started talking like a frog and a bumble bee grew a tail like a monkey?
Or, what would poeple say if elephants grew wings and flew around and made nests on rooves and roared like lions at the crack of dawn?
Or... What if someone discovered that the centre of the Earth is made of chocolate and marshmallows?
Heehee.....

Raven Loves Me!!!

2008-09-15T20:19:00.002+10:00

YAY!!!
Raven loves me again!!!!
I wrote the most bestest stuff today!!! It was great!! So many brainwaves!!! It was probably the chocolate milkshake!! Must remember the have more of them! They're yummy!!

In other news...

Tarzan is not a great movie. If it had different actors, it would be good. But it doesn't, so it's not. Phil Collins' voice is not as annoying as Elton John's, but that doesn't mean I like it. The songs in Tarzan are not terrible (except for aforementioned Phil Collins). All in all, it is very nicely animated and a good story with a couple of references to other Disney movies. 6/10

Raven and Alice

2008-09-01T16:50:00.002+10:00

Raven still doesn't seem to want to talk, to I'll subject her to a little more "Alice treatment".
For those who don't know, Alice is a little blond, blue-eyed english girl who likes pink lacey dresses, picnics with scones and dancing. Raven is the main character of my novel who is the sort of person that doesn't like people like Alice.

Yesterday they were in a place Alice chose. Today, I'm letting Raven choose.

She says they're at the dining hall of her school. They are the only ones there. Raven is wearing her usual black tights and singlet with a black jacket. Alice has her hair in six perfect ringlets which are tied into two pony tails (three ringlets in each) by pink ribbons. Her dress is frilly, lacey and pink. There is a pink bow at the back and on the front of her pink sandals.

Here is their conversation:

Alice: This is a very nice place.
Raven: Not really.
Alice: Oh. Why don't you like it?
Raven: It's too white.
A: Oh. So you go to school here?
R: Yes.
A: Do you like it?
R: Sometimes.
A: What do you like?
R: Combat classes.
A: What do you do in them?
R: Fight people.
A: Oh. Is the food here good?
R: Sometimes.
A: Do they have scones?
R: Does your life revolve around scones?
A: No. I just like them.
*Silence*
A: Ask me a question.
R: I did.
A: Ask another one.
R: Why do you dress like a porcelain doll?
A: I like it. Why do you dress in dark colours?
R: Because nothing else matches my eyes.
A: What's your earliest memory?
R: Me and my brother playing chasey in the back garden while our mother watched from the porch. He pushed me from behind and I fell over. When I got up, he was laughing at me so I gave him a black eye and a split lip.
A: *Gasp!* What did your mother do?
R: Told us that if we were going to fight like that, could we please not get so muddy. She didn't want the house to get dirty.
A: *Stares* Didn't she care that you were hurting each other?
R: It's all part of learning to deal with pain.

Thank you Alice! That's exactly the inspiration I needed!!!

Spoiler Alert!!!

2008-09-01T16:48:00.001+10:00

Do not read the post bellow unless you want a spoiler from the novel I'm writing!!!

Raven

2008-08-31T21:05:00.002+10:00

I think Raven is annoyed at me. I don't know what I did, but she really doesn't like me at the moment.
Oh Raven! Why won't you speak to me?? It's not fair! I didn't do anything did I?
Do you want me to write you a scene where you're normal? Is that the problem? Or are you angry because I'm cross at Tim? Or is Tim getting to you? If he is, ignore him! He's pooey!!!
Humph.
Maybe she'll talk tomorrow. maybe I should make up a new character. Then she'll be jealous! Then she'll see how much she needs me! Ha! I'll create a character who's so perfect and normal that Raven will be so irrittated she'll beg me to take her back!!!
Hmm ... this character needs to have a really prissy name like Alice. Yes! Alice.
Alice has blue eyes, blond hair, a beautiful smile and wears lacey pink dresses. She always says "please" and "thank-you" and is English. She loves to have tea and scones at the park beside the lake. Her life consists of lessons in history, geography, english and music. As well as picnics and balls. The most exiting thing that has ever happened to her is when she fell into the lake at a picnic with her family.
Now, I will introduce Alice and Raven.

Alice: It is a pleasure to meet you, Raven.
Raven: *gives her a "freak!" look* You too.
Alice: I like your eyes. They're very, um, unusual.
Raven: *stare*
A: do you like scones?
R: Not really.
A: Oh. I do.
*Awkward silence*
A: Do you like Shakespeare?
R: Who?
A: Oh. Never mind.
*Awkward silence*
A: Do you like Dickens?
R: Who?
A: Do you like books?
R: Not really.
A: Oh. What do you like?
R: Killing people who irritate me.
A: Oh. That's a very, um, interesting hobby.
R: *smiles sweetly* Yes, it is very enjoyable. Especially when they're blond.
A: Oh. *very awkward silence* I once saw a spider so I screamed until the buttler came and he stepped on it.
R: Really? I once saw a rebel so I shot him.
A: Oh. Do you like scones?
R: You asked me that before.
A: Oh. Sorry. *Awkward silence* Do you like balls?
R: They're good for throwing at people.
A: I mean dancing balls.
R: I don't dance.
A: Oh. What is your family like?
R: Dead.
A: Oh. I'm sorry.
R: I'm not.
A: Oh. Was it a long time ago?
R: What?
A: When, um, your family ...
R: Died?
A: Yes.
R: Not that long ago. Five, six years.
A: Oh. What happened?
R: I killed them.
A: *Gasp!* Why?
R: I didn't like them.
A: Oh. Did they do something terrible?
R: No. I just didn't like them.
A: Do you like tea?
R: No.
A: Oh. *Awkward silence* Isn't that a pretty flower?
R: Where?
A: There. The red rose by the fence.
R: No.
A: No what?
R: It's not pretty.
A: Oh. I like your clothes. They're very, um, black.
R: Do you like black?
A: Oh. Um. Not especially. But I don't mean to be rude. I do like your clothes ever so much.
R: I don't like pink.
A: Oh. I do. Do you like picnics?
R: No.
A: Oh. Do you go to school?
R: Yes.
A: What's it like?
R: White.
A: What do you learn?
R: To fight; to disarm bombs; to kill; that sort of thing.
A: Oh. I learn to sing like a bluebird.
R: What, tweeting?
A: Not litterally.
R: I don't like singing.
A: Oh.

Time to leave. Maybe I'll get them to talk more tomorrow! this has been very fun! Good-night!

Chips

2008-08-26T18:40:00.003+10:00

Where do chips come from?
As in any kind of chip: potato or wood or computer or munks?
Why are there so many types of chip: hot, cold, straight, crinckled, splintery, clean cut?
Do monkeys eat potato chips? Do they prefer chips from America (fries) or chips from England (yummy!) Would a monkey eat a computer chip? What would it think if it saw a chipmunk? What would Chip 'n' Dale think if they encountered a monkey? Maybe they have. If they haven't they should.

Cheesey girlinky!!!!

2008-08-11T10:57:00.002+10:00

Heeheehee!!!
I like cheese!!!
Stuff is pooey!!!
I like chickens!!!
When I grow up I'm gonna be a frog!!!
Teeheehee
Fred.......
*Gasp*
BLOG!!!
Circle!!!
Face!!!!
Lolzypopsiclez!!!
Merry birthday Frank!

A little bit of thinkles

2008-06-02T18:54:00.003+10:00

Why is a spider?
And why is a rock?
When is a beetle?
Who is a clock?

Time is irrelivant,
yet grand as an elephant.
Watch it slip away
month by month
day by day.

Spider, spider ina cage
spin your web to make your stage.
Dance your dance,
sing your song,
but never let them treat you wrong.

Beetle, beetle on a hill,
Beetle do you love me still?
Spread your wings
take your flight
but don't forget to say good-night.

A rock is alive,
busy as a hive.
Watch life fade away
year by year,
day by day.

Why is a spider?
And why is a rock?
When is a beetle?
Who is a clock?

What is a Word?

2008-05-16T17:55:00.003+10:00

What is a word worth?
Or two?
Or three?
Do words mean anything to me?
You say "I love you"
And I just shrug
I'd be more greatful for a hug.
But if words have no worth,
then why do they keep stinging?
Surely they have some kind of meaning.
"I love you" comes with butterflies
and "I hate you" stabs like a thousand knives.
Death is goose-bumps
and life is a smile.
"how you been doin'?" is nice once in a while.
A compliment is too.
What is a word worth to you?

If...

2008-05-11T18:05:00.002+10:00

If one meant two and two was three then would one plus two equal five?
If dogs were chickens and chickens were elephants, who would lay eggs?
If trees grew on leaves and feathers had birds would scales have fish?
If I was a caterpillar and a cat was me would I think up such nonsense?

Here?

2008-05-11T18:05:00.001+10:00

I was here, here I was, was I here? Yes I was.

Bumble Bee

2008-05-11T18:03:00.002+10:00

I am a bumble bee I bumble and bumble and bee, bee, bee.
My life is a watermelon and the sky is the ground.
It's easy to get things muddled, I've found!

Chicken Nuggets

2008-05-11T18:03:00.001+10:00

My mummy told me that I am a chicken nugget. I told her that I am not a chicken nugget at all, but I am, in fact a veal parmagiana
Then my daddy said that my mummy and I were silly and that I am obviously a garden salad.
But I don't believe him.
So I am left wondering, what am I?

The Shoe

2008-05-11T18:01:00.000+10:00

One day, a long time ago, I lived in an old, run down shoe. It was a brown shoe with a blue smudge near the door. Inside, I had my little lounge and my little table with a little chair and a little pet elephant was tied up out the back. Even though my elephant was very little, I could not have a garden because my elephant would sit on it. I liked my old, run down shoe very much. But all things come to an end and, on the twenty second of June, I moved out of my shoe and into the third floor of a boot. It was in a big city, far away from the country, my shoe and my elephant. It was noisy in the city. there were lots of broom-brooms all day and all night. But I had a nice view and a nice boot and nice neighbours and eventually, I got used to the noisy city. The End

Life at Watermelon Primary: Grade 4C - Mr. Jenkins on Multiplication by threes.

2008-04-28T19:23:00.003+10:00

Goood Arrrfteeernoooon Classss.

GOOD ARFTERNOON MISTA JENKINS

Toooday weee wiiill beeee conteeeenuing mul-ti-pli-cat-ion. Who Caaan Speell that?

*whole class puts up hands*

Ooookaay Jeeeereemeeee Weeelingtoon.

M-U-L-T-I-P-

WRONG! Jeereemee. Aaashleeeeeee, you try.

M-U-L-T-

NOOOOOO! Peeetuneeeaaar, you're tuuuuurrrn.

Okay Daaarrrddeeee. M-U-T-P-Y-L-K-A-Y-C-H-O-N.

YES!!! Veeeeeeeery Goooooooooood Sweeeeeetheeeeeart!

*Petunia smiles like a spoilt brat (coz she is one)*

to be continued at a later date.....

Thoughts of a Golden Afternoon

2008-04-28T18:18:00.000+10:00

The sun is shining yellow and the sky is glowing blue,
But I can’t decide which is happier,
Can you?

Yellow is for smiles and all things fun!
Blue is for Sorrow and when you’re feeling glum.

But when the sum is hiding,
It seems oh so sad,
Like a little child who knows he’s been bad.

And the sky is always laughing,
Like a big, blue clown.
When in its azure coat,
It hardly ever seems down.

So, I wonder, is the sky to blame for this colour contradiction?
Or are these just examples of stereotypical fiction?

Life on a Peanut

2008-04-28T18:17:00.000+10:00

If the world were a peanut
And I were a spot
And you were a dot,
Would things be the same?

If nothing was constant and time went missing,
Would life still be a game?

If you or I were gone forever,
The world would be a peanut
And I would go insane

Life at Watermelon Primary: Grade 1A, Mrs. De Poupou's class learning about eyes

2008-04-23T14:59:00.000+10:00

Hello my little dew drops!
How are you all today?
good? That's good.
Todays lesson is on eyes.
Who can see right this very second?
Good. Most of you. Very good.
Who can't see?
Jimmy, open your eyes! that's better.
Who has blue eyes?
A few. Good.
Who has brown eyes?
Very nice. Freddie, you'r eyes are blue too. Put up your hand. Good boy.
Who has hazel eyes?
A couple. good.
Who has green eyes?
very nice.
Now. I want everyone with blue eyes to go over there. And everyone with brown eyes to go over here. and all the green eyed people in that corner and the hazel people stay here.
Good.
We're going to do an activity in these groups now. Here is a worksheet on the anatomy of the eye. Jane, will you hand them all out please, there's a good girl.
Now, I want you to read the information and then answer the questions. you can help each other, but no talking!
Begin.

*Class begins reading ... not for long*

I don't know what a retina is, Tommy! That's why you're reading it, not me! Tracey, stop colouring in the picture and answer the questions! Jane! Stop talking. I don't care if you were asking Laura what Sclera is, I told you not to talk! Peter what do you mean what does v-i-t-r-e-o-u-s spell? You're six, you should be reading the encyclopeadia by now! Jimmy! Stop putting pencils up your nose!
Mr. Simmons. How nice of you to come down here from your office. Class, say good morning to the principal.
Don't yell Alex!
Oh! Yes Mr. Simmons, they're just wonderful Children. So sweet and obedient. We're doing an activity on eyes today. Yes, it is interesting Mr. Simmons. The children are fascinated by it. Aaron! get off the table! Don't you call me that! I'll be speaking to your parents! your daddy said what? How dare he! I've got a good mind to call him right now! What's his phone number? You will too tell me! Why should you? I'll tell you why you little weasel. Come here. Oh, bye Mr. Simmons. Aaron! Get back here NOW!!!

HELP ME!

2008-04-14T17:00:00.000+10:00

hey peepsies!!!!

heehee peepsies - pepsies - sugar - heehee

Today I went to school. School is not all that fun, but some bozo in some government thinks poor, young, innocent children should suffer like he/she did, so I have to go.

Today at school, I did work!

(for those of you who don't know, this is the part where you go OMG! That's AMAZING!!)

Because of this uncharacteristic display of obedience, I think there might be something wrong with me!

If anyone is some kind of doctor, please give me your diagnosis ASAP so I can inform the school that I am unwell and will be taking the next few months off to recover!!!!!!

Chocolate Chip Biscuits and a kitten or five

2008-04-13T16:20:00.000+10:00

Hello people or person who is reading this right this very second!

I am not a toaster, for those of you who have asked.

Cheese is not green (unless it's mouldy... very tasty, actually, try it sometime!).

Anyhoo... just a note to say I am still here and life is a jack-in-the-box - you go along perfectly happy, minding your own business and then BANG something jumps out at you!!!

Genisis of the World #1: The Universe is Made, part 1

2008-03-28T21:08:00.001+11:00

The Big Bang Accident

Once upon a very long time ago, before there were any planets or galaxies or universes, there was a vast expanse of nothingness. In this vast expanse of nothingness was a lonely, rather bored, all powerful spirit who, if someone asked it its name, would answer, "Theadora Puddle-Sponge." But of course, no one ever asked Theadora its name, because there was no one else in the nothing to ask. After pondering this fact for many millennia (although, time doesn't exist in nothing, so it wasn't really), Theadora decided to do something about it. It split its self in two and then in two again and again and again. In the process of splitting, the spirits, totally by accident, created universes until there were millions of spirits and millions of universes, all exactly the same. Theodora was thrilled to have company in its lonely nowhere, but it wasn't a nowhere any more! The nothingness was now filled with quickly expanding universes. Theodora and the other spirits (who were exact copies of Theodora and so did whatever it did) gazed into each and every universe and marveled at the beauty they had created - stars and planets and moons and comets and asteroids and ... space! Theadora had never seen space before! It was like a whole lot of nothing, but it wasn't quite the same as nothing. There was definitely something there. All the spirits thought space was beautiful! They explored every nook and cranny of every world and galaxy, noticing that each universe was subtly different - an asteroid may have crashed a few kilometres in a different direction or a moon might have been in a slightly different orbit. Theadora told her new friends to find a universe each and stay there to watch over it, nurture it, but under no circumstances were they allowed to meddle in it! Over time, the spirits, like the universes they evolved into individual beings. At first the differences were very small, but over billions of what we call years, each spirit developed its own unique personality.
Everything about the spirits is intertwined in their universes and the origional Theadora Puddle-Sponge is present in all of them. Most of the spirits have obeyed the most sacred rule of rules: 'under no circumstances is any spirit allowed to meddle in the goings on of any universe', but some spirits just can't help themselves ...
To be continued ...

But Hey ...

2008-03-11T20:13:00.000+11:00

Hay is what horses eat!!!

Horeses go neigh!!!

Neigh rhymes with Hay!!!

Okay!!!

Genisis of the World #3 part 1 (don't wory, you haven't missed anything, #1 and #2 come later!)

2008-03-11T18:37:00.000+11:00

The Evolution of Humans and How They Populated the Earth.

Humans populated the earth by helicopter and they were assisted by a herd of rhinoceroses and a flock of orange and green birds, the leader of which was called George (actually his name was Hector Long Legs, but he didn’t like it).
The leader of the humans was a short, fat, bald man with a lisp and an avocado skin hat. His name was Jim, but he told people to call him Mr. Avocado Sir. His three wives (Doris, Donna and Doonna) were to be addressed as Mrs. Avocado Madam, Mrs. Avocado Mam, and Mrs. Avocado Lady (These were often shortened to Madam, Mam and Maidy). Each of them had three children. Madam and Mam had 3 girls each and Maidy had two girls and a boy. The girls were given the names Miss Avocado Madam/Mam/Lady (depending on the mother) Paula, Pauline, Paula (pronounced Powla), Paulina, Pauline (rhymes with fine) and Natasha-Japan. Mr. A’s son was named Mr. Jiminy Junior the Fifty-Forth.

To be continued ...

Ho Ho Ho ... Merry Un-Christmas!

2008-03-11T18:20:00.001+11:00

... Well, if you can have an un-birthday ... why not an un-any-kind-of-day???

Hello!!!

Cheese!!!

This is a blog.

I am not a marshmallow.

Chocolate is yummy.

I am going to do my humanities homework now!

Luv,
JT
xXx